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The Penn Radio Show Archive
Another fine product by Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau
UPDATE: Listen to Penn and Goudeau on the Penn's Sunday School podcast!
Penn Radio was a radio show hosted by Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau which ran in 2006 through 2007 on FreeFM CBS Radio. It was also provided as a podcast which I've archived here.
Penn Radio Wikipedia entry
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The Last Penn Jillette CBS Radio Show. Remember to email pennradio at gmail dot com to thank Penn and Goudeau for their show!
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Special Guests: Mythbuster Adam Savage
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Special Guests: Mentalists Jamy Ian Swiss & Banachek
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Special Guests: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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Phil vs Joe Part 2
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Chiquita Banana Wednesday!
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Jet Blue Customers Bill of Rights, Is Barack Obama an Atheist?
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Special Guest: Peter Sagal
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Pull of the Weasel Friday!
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Valentine's Day Stories
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John Rennie of Scientific American Magazine
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Special Guest: Julia Sweeney
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Special Guest: Robert Lancaster of StopSylviaBrown.com
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Special Guest: Paul Harris
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Phony Psychics w/ the Amazing Randi
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The Honor System
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Astronauts Gone Wild!
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Joe Rogan vs. Phil Plait: Moon Landing Hoax
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Pull of the weasel Friday
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Dumbasses in Massachusetts
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Jury Duty & Gorilla Suits
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Free Speech
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Honesty and Lost Wallets
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Penn's Blackjack Strategies
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Inter Office Dating
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Penn Jillette and Andy Griffith Love Freedom
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Spam and Phishing
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Kaczynski Writings
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Self Obituaries
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Special Guest: Paul Provenza
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M.L.K. Day
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Stupid Arguments
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Science in the media
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Bush Speech
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Making Gay Rams Straight
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Obesity
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Ask Layperson Penn
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The Blowdryer Story!
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First show of 2007!!
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It's ok to be nude
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December 21
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Stupid Penn
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It's (the last) Monkey Tuesday
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What's the greatest thing in the world?
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Ask Layperson Penn
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December 14th
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December 13th
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Monkey Tuesday With Aristocrat Judy Gold
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Special Guest: Gilbert Gottfried
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December 08
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Special Guest: Aristocrat Kevin Pollack
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Breasts
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Interesting things
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Hometown stories
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Special Guest: Gilbert Gottfried
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Special Guest: Lisa Lampanelli
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It's Monkey Tuesday!
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Special Guest: Aristocrat Fred Willard
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Special Guest: Aristocrat Doug Stanhope
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Monkey Tuesday!
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Breasts and the draft
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Ask Layperson Penn: Playstation 3 Comedy
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Breasts, Airplanes and Gilbert Gottfried.
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Special Guest, Aristocrat Drew Carey
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It's Monkey Tuesday!
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Elton John wants to ban religion
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Who would you donate 1 million dollars to?
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What's the worst show you've been to?
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True Donald Rumsfeld stories
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Election day / Monkey Tuesday
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The only way to waste your vote is to vote
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Ask Dr. Penn
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Goudeau defends Santa Claus
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Special Guest: Lisa Lampanelli
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Monkey Tuesday in New York with Gilbert Gottfried!
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Guests Bob Saget and Tom Bergeron
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Sex with Paris Hilton and a dead dog
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Political attack ads
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Special Guest: Richard Dawkins (Author of The God Delusion)
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It's Monkey Tuesday!
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Aristocrat Merrill Markoe is in the studio
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Your worst story about an ex
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The (new) seven wonders of the world
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Monkey Tuesday / Most Amount Of Money Damage You've Done
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CBGB's moving to Vegas
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What's your superstition?
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FOX news is bad but so is CNN
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Dead by 2050
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It's Monkey Tuesday!
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Columbus Day!
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Layperson Penn: A Limo full of Breasts and Horses Stamping on Julia Roberts
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Where do you get your news?/Goudeau’s weird allergy
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What's your kink?
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It's Monkey Tuesday!
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Penn vindicated and What are you wearing Representative Foley?
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Special Guests: Lewis Black and John Bowman
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Indian e-Tutors
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What's on Teen's Chests?
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Aristocrat Phyllis Diller is in the studio
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Cynical Monday: Was Clinton Faking It?
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Special Guest: Dennis Miller
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Sex-selection, and "Shut up, Chavez!"
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Pledge of Allegiance: Who Gives A Good Goddamn?
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Monkey Tuesday: "A Monkey Bit Off My Nipple!"
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The triumphant return of Michael Goudeau! (and talking about the Pope)
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Legalizing pot, LOD makes up his mind!
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Sex, politics, and accents with guest host Lawrence O'Donnell Jr.
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Aristocrats, Jugglers and America's Got Talent losers Jon Wee and Owen Morse (The Passing Zone) are in the studio
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Monkey Tuesday with geust host Mac King
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Penn remembers 9-11. Too sad to rant!
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With Lawrence O'Donnell Jr and Special Guest Robert Schimmel: Cancer & Tigers & Porn (oh my!)
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With guest-host Lawrence O'Donnell Jr: What are you smuggling on airplanes?
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Public death tapes and vomiting on stage. With guest-host Mac King.
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Monkey Tuesday: Big Butts, Pirate Lemurs, Katie Couric's Thumbs and Monkeys in a Van!
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Aristocrat Bob Saget is with Penn in L.A.
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Do not donate to public radio!
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Aristocrat: Howie Mandell
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Monkey Tuesday: Hulk Hogan, Nasty Squirrel Monkeys and Big Pink Gay Apes
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Governments Dictating What You Eat/Cowboy Gay Bars
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Ask Layperson Penn: Dating Advice and More!
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Ladies' choice: Plan B or Survivor racism
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Who is the longest serving Crazy Celebrity?
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Monkey Tuesday: Firefighters, Monkey Noises & Smoking
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Does Anybody Watch Award Shows? Featuring Kathy Griffin's brother (twice).
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Special Guest: Drew Carey
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Anti-Drug programs don't work (nor does singing "sugar sugar")
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Americans Aren't Stupid. (Featuring Snakes & Smudgy Glasses)
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Monkey Tuesday: Now with Woolly Mammoth Sperm!
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Lost: NASA tapes, $38k, 200+ nude pics, my father's ashes and Heather McCartney's leg
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America's Got Talent (but it hasn't got sports drinks or ipods on its airplanes)
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Special Guest: Criss Angel is in the studio
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Special Guests: Dr. Norman Borlaug (The Man Who Fed The World) and Author Leon Hesser
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Monkey Tuesday with strippers
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Self defense, Melvin Gibstein, and ripping out tracheas with your bare hands
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Penn's car, ugly Americans and pictures of naked strangers.
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Aristocrat David Brenner is in the studio
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Aristocrat Lisa Lampanelli is in the studio
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Goudeau interviews a monkey
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Lewis Black is in the studio
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What's Going On In The Middle East?
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Guest Jon Lovitz is in the studio.
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Does Penn attack the Jews enough?
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Monkey Tuesday: Death and Violence
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Words that really hurt!
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Ask Dr. Penn Jillette
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Do Not Feed The Homeless!
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Surprise Special Guest: Trey Parker
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Monkey Tuesday and the Stem Cell Veto
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Who wants to be a millionaire? Vote!
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Cancer Therapy Turndown Friday!
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Guantanamo Bay and the Geneva Conventions.
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Monkey Tuesday!
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Organ Donation by default
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Gay Marriage.
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Presidents and Pot. Penn says legalise it but don't tax it. Arresting people destroys people's lives...
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Patriotic Monkey Tuesday
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Interview with Kinky Friedman.
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Superman would use a car in Vegas.
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Fired? Penn Wants To Hear Your Story.
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Penn wants to talk about Tattoos.
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Monkey Tuesday: Pops, They're Just Like Us.
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Warren Buffett: Doing What Bono Only Complains About.
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Classic Movies It's Okay To Hate
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ABC news request anecdotes about Global Warming
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Percocet hangover and LA spy-drones
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Monkey Tuesday or Free Speech?
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Why Penn hates Frankenstein.
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Christians, Facing the Giants. Penn agrees with the christian nuts.
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Daryl Hannah up a tree.
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Flag Day. Bob Corn-Revere has been telling Penn an amendment may be on its way to ban flag burning... Hilary Clinton is backing this.
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Monkey Tuesday! All Monkeys All The Time. This show will feature a Dominatrix.
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Fat Tax. A tax on corn syrup.
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Today's guest is Wendy Liebman who talked about being a stepmom, topics for bulls hit and the fact that she married into a Disney family. Then they talked about American Idol and The View. And they mentioned the Aristocrats. A lot.
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Patrick Moore in the studio.
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Bobby Slayton in the studio, occasionally finishing sentences. Topics: Road rage, Asian drivers, bringing a beer, rubbing bacon on the walls, Arabs, eating sandwiches on the steps of the Psycho house, Jewish women and gays, Brokeback Mountain, home schooling, his daughter, marriage, what does Goudeau do?
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Monkey Tuesday!
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Matt Drudge in the studio.
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Bodyworlds vs Bodies... The Exhibition. Guest co-host: Mercedes.
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Politics With Lawrence O’Donnell, Jr.
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Guest host Mac King. Steve Dahl calls in.
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Davinci Code first then Monkey Tuesday!
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Hate group targeted by lawmakers
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Contraception
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Second hand smoke
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Mac King is in the studio
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Best Show Ever. In a surprising turn, the first part of the show featured a distracted Penn - Emily was in the hospital ready to give birth. Today's show was supposed to be about Einstein and cancer vaccines. He'd been assured that he had time to do his radio show but EZ phoned halfway through and told him to come to the hospital. The final part of the show featured Penn, calling in from his car as he raced across Vegas, and Goudeau, in the Slammer, holding the fort. Jonesy came on the line to ask Penn if they'd be working tonight - Penn answered (at 90mph in a pink Mini) that Jonesy may still be playing this evening as Zolten would probably be born sometime between the radio show and tonight's show. A proper "Showbiz Baby". There were even a couple of scam calls.
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MONKEY TUESDAY! Yay! - What a show! Great stories - ebola monkeys and monkey urine!
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The flu pandemic is on its way! How do we distribute the vaccine: children and old people first, or let the free market decide?
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The Amazing Randi calls in to talk about facilitated communication
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Monkey Tuesday!
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Penn and Criss Angel talk about David Blaine.
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Learn to give breast exams at http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com
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Immigrants, slective enforcement and Monkey Tuesday!
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Immigration
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It's going to be a rough day, because it's about Foie Gras, and Penn can't pronounce it. Even though he had 4 years of French. Foie Gras is banned in Chicago. Foie Gras = Fat Liver. They use force-feeding to fatten up the liver of geese.
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David Copperfield tricks some robbers in Florida
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Big Tuesday, but not Monkey Tuesday! Garrett is in the studio, talking about John Lennon's supposed seance. He had also been to the P&T show at the Rio last night, had a tour of the Slammer, and enjoyed a few donuts.
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Kirk Cameron, a banana, and intelligent design...
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Making the final decision on the Lennon seance winner.
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Penn got no sleep last night, so he's emotionally fragile. But because he wasn't out drinking, he doesn't have the bloodshot eyes to prove it. He was reading in the bathtub. Parasite Rex by Carl Zimmer. Penn read all about parasites and diseases, in the hopes of falling asleep. Blood flukes are scary little bastards. Malaria could be solved by using DDT, except the US doesn't want to use it.
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Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is #1 on AOL! (click through on the poll to see it). It works everywhere, even "200 clicks outside of Beijing".
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MONKEY TUESDAY! Penn had a monkey-induced life changing event... Penn and his friend Barry Marks got a copy of the original movie Tarzan and his Mate, which is full of violence. In the movie, Cheetah (the monkey from last week) is smoking. Penn was laughing so hard, he had to pee, but wasn't able to walk to the bathroom, so he had to crawl. Which Barry thought was hilarious, so he made sure to follow him closely all the way to the bathroom.
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Penn's wife believes that celebrating Easter, when you're not a xian, is wrong. But Goudeau just likes chocolate bunnies.
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It's Happy Jack's 41st birthday
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On this "Must Hear Radio" Thursday, Penn and Mike thrill us with: The Mike Jones Monster Group: Mike Jones, Jimmy Mac, Penn Jillette. Do people really believe that "Stars in Concert" are the real muscians/actors? Penn was talking to a Cher impersonator...
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Chris Bliss is in the studio! MybillOfRights.org
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Story Day! "Screw the news, ignore world events." - Penn and Mike
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Goudeau has terrible taste in music.
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A dominatrix in New Orleans & Atheism
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Penn played poker with the "Queer Eye" guys (who he hates). He thought the converted straight guy just looked "queered up". Susan Anton ended up winning the game.
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After the show, Penn will be playing poker with the guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", Mike Goudeau will be reading to kids. Brian Doyle arrested for trying to seduce a young girl, aka an undercover cop. A good case of entrapment? "The three most overrated things in the world were Bluegrass music, pick-up trucks, and teenaged girls" - Penn. Toy Easter Bunny removed from office. "Are you telling me child molesters are so slutty they would go out and have sex with just any 14-year old?" - Penn. "If the victim doesn't exist, is it really a crime?" - Penn. Mass. will start fining people who don't have health insurance. Leche League, breast nazis? Entrapment on Wikipedia. Paris Hilton to play Mother Theresa? Don't lower yourself to that level, Paris.
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Meat grown in a lab, The Boy Scouts, Chris Bliss.
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Penn talks about Daylight Savings Time, lying to cops, the debut of season 4 of Bullshit!, and the unofficial Penn fan website (hint hint)...
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Penn talks about the Jason Garfield and Chris Bliss juggling videos. Margaret Downey takes a call about the boy scouts and atheism.
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The persecution of Christi@ns.
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Cockroackes, David Letterman, Britney Spears, Boy Scouts and Penn & Teller Bullshit!. Penn Jillette is NOT a child molester!
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normalbobsmith.com
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The show must go on, bootleg podcasts, genetic engineering, Hitler and David Allen Coe.
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Penn talks to Renee French about her graphic novel The Ticking.
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Penn talks about his Playboy photo shoot.
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Patriotism and patients.
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Matt & Trey, Scientology and L Ron Hubbard, Phishing, and the John Lennon seance.
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FCC, teen orgies (18+), Scientology, Isaac Hayes and South Park.
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Aristocrat: Carrot Top is in Vintage Nude Studio
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Gilbert Gottfried is on the set of Bullshit!
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Geek Todd Robbins is in the studio.
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Disney vs. the Hells Angels, life in outer space, and The Asparagus Valley Cultural Society.
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Jason Garfield has his 5 ball "Bliss Diss" routine ready.
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Guest Adam Carolla is in Vintage Nude Studio.
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Penn and Goudeau talk about cancer and Shaft. Also Lance Burton's birthday, why god hates the Reeve family, The Unpleasant World of Penn & Teller, and Criss Angel.
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Penn and Mike take phone calls about abortion and Hitler.
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Penn talks about his 51st birthday (yesterday), the academy awards hosted by Jon Stewart, freedom of speech, 16 Blocks and the tour de france.
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Mike and Penn talk about stickers on fruit, black reparations, and the Penn & Teller Smoke and Mirrors unreleased video game. I hear there's a bootleg somewhere on the net ;)
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Penn talks about the internet and its effect on society. shockabsorber
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Penn talks about Jason Garfield, Russel Simmons and gangsta rap, Canada, surveillance, palm reading and does a lot of yelling.
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Penn talks about the view, Star Jones, atheism and takes a few calls (one from Leaf).
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Penn talks about his apperance on The View, JC's Girls Girls Girls, Tom Monaghan, the olympics and freedom of speech.
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"It seems like if you believe in god you're life should be better than Penn Jillette's" - Penn
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Lawrence O’Donnell Jr. and Penn talk politics.
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Gilbert Gottfried is in the studio. Again.
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Guests James Randi and Paul Provenza. This is not a repeat from last month.
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Penn's bacon and a kiss airline.
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Guest Bob Corn-Revere talks about the FCC and the first ammendment.
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Guest Kinky Friedman
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Criss Angel and Penn discuss magic tricks.
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Mike and Penn talk about BBQZoo, danish cartoons, the difference between flag burning and embassy burning and if the FCC fined NBC for Sinead O'Connor's SNL appearance.
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Gilbert Gottfried and Penn Jillette commit blasphemy.
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Penn has his doubts about Frosty The Snowman's "magic" hat.
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Penn talks about upcoming P&T Bullshit! episodes, pi, and laughs at Columbians. "I don't think there are any smart scientologists." - Penn
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Penn talks about breasts and politics.
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Goudeau tells a story about serving jury duty. Penn talks about his superstar status at the rodeo.
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Penn takes calls and emails about words people don't like.
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The Amazing Randi and Paul Provenza are in the studio. James Randi talks about exposing Uri Gellar on the tonight show, the Amazing Meeting 4, the CIA remote viewing project, The $1 million paranormal challenge and Sylvia Brown who agreed to participate in the challenge.
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Boyscouts and the Bulletcatch!
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Simple Objective
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We don't need the FCC
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Newfoundlanders are the most brilliant people on the planet & Clown Porn
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Stabilized Zapruder Film
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Bone Marrow donation.
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Peta vs P&T.
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The Penn Jillette Radio Show get its first phone calls today. "Don't take up magic to try to get laid." - Penn
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Penn's second show. He finishes the story (No God Tee Shirt) that got cut off in the first show.
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This is the first show. The crew has some technical difficulties so the show is only a half hour. Penn finishes the story in the next show.

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Archived by Ovi Demetrian Jr - I originally got this domain during the time the show was on with the intention of setting up a discussion forum where people can talk about their crazy ideas with other people and potentially find someone who can help them make something together. But I never got around to setting it up, so I decided that this would work instead.